BELLENDCIAGA Shoulder Tote Bag

Are you tired of looking like a mere commoner? Elevate your status to peak obnoxiousness with the BELLENDCIAGA Shoulder Tote Bag - the ultimate statement piece for those who demand attention, scorn affordability, and revel in the absurdity of high fashion.

Crafted from ethically harvested faux-aspirational nonsense, this tote features a 100% unnecessarily large white BELLENDCIAGA logo, ensuring everyone within a five-mile radius knows you’ve made questionable financial decisions in the name of fashion. Its stiff yet impractically soft structure allows you to carry absolutely nothing while pretending you’re a minimalist who only needs a single oat milk latte to survive.

Why is it £295? Because it can be. Because luxury is about suffering. Because we know someone, somewhere, will buy it just to flex on Instagram before realizing they’ve made a terrible mistake.

Indulge in the absurdity of excess. Own the BELLENDCIAGA Shoulder Tote Bag today. Or don’t.