BELLENDCIAGA Classic Black Hoodie

Introducing the BELLENDCIAGA Classic Black Hoodie - a revolutionary masterpiece in the world of high fashion and low effort. Crafted from premium, ethically-sourced, partly-cotton fabric, this jet-black, soul-absorbing void of a hoodie is designed for those who appreciate minimalist aesthetics but maximum financial irresponsibility.

Emblazoned across the chest (and also on the back in a slightly larger font size) is the legendary BELLENDCIAGA branding - subtle yet screaming "I have more money than sense." The print is white, because why overcomplicate things?

This exquisite sack of cloth features:

✅ A hood (because it’s a fucking hoodie)
✅ Two sleeves
✅ A kangaroo pocket (perfect for storing your last £5 after this purchase)
✅ An aura of elitist detachment

Meticulously hand-touched by at least one overworked intern, this hoodie is the pinnacle of fashion absurdity - a garment so basic, so shockingly unremarkable, it loops back around to being a must-have statement piece.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the gym. Wear it while crying into your bank statements. No matter how you style it, one thing is certain: people will see the price tag and say, "You paid HOW MUCH for that?!"

💸 £895 – because true luxury is making stupid decisions with confidence.