When You Fall Asleep Spiders Rub Their Willies On Your Face T-shirt

Ever wondered what those eight-legged lurkers are really up to when the lights go out? Well, wonder no more! This high-quality, 100% cotton t-shirt delivers the unsettling truth with a dash of absolute filth: When You Fall Asleep, Spiders Rub Their Willies on Your Face. Yes, you read that right. Sweet dreams, mate.

Perfect for winding up your mates, traumatising arachnophobes, or just asserting dominance over the animal kingdom. This t-shirt is soft, breathable, and scientifically (not at all) proven to make you 70% more unapproachable at parties.