What's Your Collar? Mug

Not everyone deserves the same warning label.

Some people are NERVOUS. Please approach slowly. Loud noises, phone calls and unexpected eye contact may cause a system reboot.

Some are FRIENDLY. They'll happily chat to strangers, tell your dog it's gorgeous and somehow end up holding a stranger's baby.

Others require CAUTION. They'll tolerate exactly three minutes of social interaction before mentally drafting your obituary.

And then there's TRAINING... trying their best, but still likely to bark at the postman.

Inspired by the coloured collars dogs wear, these mugs let everyone know exactly what they're dealing with before the kettle's even boiled. Pick the one that matches your personality, buy one for that colleague everyone avoids, or build the full set for maximum emotional honesty.

So... which dog are you?