We're Only Making Plans For Nigel T-shirt

Some people heard "Nigel" and immediately jumped to conclusions. We didn't. There are loads of Nigels. Nigel Havers. Nigel Mansell. Nigel Slater. Nigel Planer. Nigel Harman. Even the Nigel from The Thorn Birds if you're feeling niche. And yes, maybe Kelis was just making a milkshake for one of them.

This design is absolutely, categorically about making plans for Nigel. Nothing more. Any resemblance to recent headlines, political figures or airborne dairy products exists entirely in the imagination of the beholder.

If you know, you know. If you don't... just smile, sip your milkshake and move along.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester