Things With Faces 2026 Calendar

Meet the 2026 wall calendar that will make you question the emotional complexity of your toaster. “Things with Faces” is a year-long parade of buildings pulling grumpy expressions, cars silently judging your parking, and household objects that appear to have far richer inner lives than most sitcom characters.

Each month delivers a new photograph that captures the uncanny moment an everyday item seems to stare back at you, as if it’s about to lodge a formal complaint or offer unsolicited advice. You’ll find yourself holding conversations with lamp posts, empathising with bins, and wondering whether your kettle has been silently plotting all along.

Printed in crisp, vibrant detail, this calendar brings charm, wit and a touch of accidental personality to your wall. Ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh, a clever bit of visual mischief, or the comforting knowledge that even a cardboard box can look more startled than you on a Monday morning.

Give your year twelve delightful reminders that the world is full of character... sometimes literally.

Size: A4 (21 x 29.7 cm)