Silly Goose Juice T-shirt

Introducing Silly Goose Juice: the only beverage clinically proven to make you the problem. Bottled with care, shaken with chaos, and approved by a goose who has never once overthought anything. One sip delivers instant confidence, questionable ideas, and the irresistible urge to say “go on then” to absolutely everything.

Packed with 100% pure silliness and served with a handy bendy straw for rapid consumption, this is the drink of choice for bad decisions, good stories, and people who refuse to act normal. Side effects may include loud laughter, zero regrets, and being everyone’s favourite menace.

Drink irresponsibly.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester