Pipe T-shirt

Just Smoke It.

Tired of running marathons? Prefer a slow puff over a sprint? Then this is the t-shirt for you. Featuring a totally original and not-at-all-lawsuit-worthy design, this masterpiece swaps out that overachieving swoosh for a far classier silhouette - a good old-fashioned smoking pipe. And instead of some high-pressure motivational slogan, we keep it real: PIPE. Because sometimes, you just need to sit back, light up, and let the world run its own damn laps.

Perfect for the distinguished slacker, armchair philosopher, or anyone who enjoys a fine blend of irony and tobacco. Grab one before Big Fitness finds out.