Officer Crabtree: Good Moaning Mug

The two greatest words ever to emerge from a gloriously mangled French accent.

Officer Crabtree could turn the simplest sentence into complete gibberish and somehow still be understood. Whether he was just pissing by your door, or wishing everyone a cheerful "Good moaning", he was living proof that confidence beats pronunciation every time.

Guaranteed to get a laugh from 'Allo 'Allo! fans and utterly confuse anyone under forty.

Now have a nice kip of kiffee.