Off You Fuck Mug

There are mornings when you wake up and the world is fine and everything is manageable and you are a reasonable person capable of reasonable responses.

This mug is not for those mornings.

This mug is for the other ones.

The ones where someone has already said something before you've finished your first cuppa. Where there's an email. Where someone is just standing there, existing loudly, requiring things from you before 9am.

You don't need to say anything.

Just raise the mug.

The message is on it.

OFF YOU FUCK.

Red card. Final decision. No appeal process. No VAR review. No second yellow. Straight red. Directly.

Dishwasher safe.

People are not.