Not the Worst Employee of the Month Mug

Most awards celebrate excellence.

This one celebrates not being the actual worst, which, depending on the month you've had, is a considerably more honest achievement.

You didn't win Employee of the Month.

You weren't close.

But somewhere below you, someone else was having a genuinely worse time of it, and you'd like that acknowledged.

This mug acknowledges it.

Display it proudly on your desk, next to the stress ball and the plant you've nearly killed twice. Let your colleagues wonder. Let HR wonder.

You're not the best.

You're just not the worst.

Some months, that's the whole job.