Murder, She Confessed T-shirt

Sweet, sensible, and statistically alarming. This T-shirt shows Jessica Fletcher at her typewriter, serene as ever, beneath a line that finally says the quiet part loud: “I killed them. I killed them all!” It’s the ultimate wink to anyone who’s noticed that wherever Jessica goes, a body soon follows. Cosy crime meets uncosy implications, and the cardigan-clad menace is laid bare.

Pull it on, and let the world know you’re onto her. Cabot Cove won’t warn itself.