Murder, She Confessed Premium Matte Paper Wooden Framed Poster

Sweet, sensible, and statistically alarming. This T-shirt shows Jessica Fletcher at her typewriter, serene as ever, beneath a line that finally says the quiet part loud: “I killed them. I killed them all!” It’s the ultimate wink to anyone who’s noticed that wherever Jessica goes, a body soon follows. Cosy crime meets uncosy implications, and the cardigan-clad menace is laid bare.

Hang it up, and let the world know you’re onto her. Cabot Cove won’t warn itself.

Our sturdy wooden framed posters come ready to hang and are printed on heavyweight white matte paper with a smooth, luxurious finish—designed to stand the test of time:

• Ready-to-hang: Includes hanging kit, ready to hang directly on the wall.
• Frame Material: Durable pine wood.
• Frame Measurements: 20-25mm (0.79"-0.98") thick, 10-14mm (0.4"-0.6") wide.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.22 mm (8.7 mils).
• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Protection: Shatterproof plexiglass protects the poster.
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified materials or equivalent.
• Available Sizes: 30x30cm, 40x40cm, 50x50cm, 70x70cm