MO’ SALAH CHAI MUG – EH EH EH, GERRON THAT BREW LA!
Alright our kid! Y’sick of plain old tea, are ya? Can’t be doin’ with no PG Tips when what yer soul’s cryin’ out for is SPICE and GLORY? Then say hello to the Mo’ Salah Chai Mug, la - the masala chai of Anfield dreams!
This mug’s not just for sippin’, it’s for worshippin’. It's got more kick than a 30-yarder from Mo himself - BAM! Straight in the onion bag o’ yer taste buds. One swig an’ you’ll be dancin’ round the kitchen shoutin’ “It’s Mo Salah la, he’s brewed it again!”
Made for proper Scousers who love footy, a strong brew, and shoutin’ “CALM DOWN!” at anyone who puts the milk in first.
Perfect for match days, hangovers, and tellin' yer da to get the kettle on while you “rest yer legs like Mo after a hat-trick, la!”
It’s not just a brew. It’s a BELTER.
So go ‘ead, get one in. Or don’t, see if we care. But Mo’s watchin’, la. And he looks disappointed.
