Mansplaining at the Pool Table 2027 Calendar

Because apparently women can’t be trusted to play pool without a man hovering over them explaining where the white ball goes.

Welcome to 2027: twelve glorious months of men demonstrating things, pointing at things, leaning over things and offering completely unsolicited advice to women who were, frankly, doing perfectly well before he wandered over.

Every month features another magnificent example of the male urge to explain something that absolutely did not need explaining. Pool. Snooker. Angles. Technique. Probably quantum physics if there's enough room on the table.

Is she already lining up the shot? Explain it.

Does she clearly know what she's doing? Explain it.

Has she literally just potted three balls in a row? Definitely explain it.

It’s the calendar equivalent of someone saying, “Actually…” and then ruining your afternoon.

Twelve months. Twelve photographs. Zero requests for advice.

For anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of a helpful little lecture from a bloke who has suddenly appointed himself Professor of Fucking Everything.

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