Make America Go Away Cap

A cap for anyone who’s watched the last few years of American politics and thought, "Could you not?"

“MAKE AMERICA GO AWAY” flips the shouty red-hat aesthetic into something far more useful: a rolling eye in cotton form. It’s a clean, cutting parody of the MAGA era and its recent encore of strongman posing, culture-war hysterics and democracy-as-reality-TV.

This is anti-fascist satire without the sermon. It laughs at authoritarian cosplay, media tantrums and the export of domestic chaos as a global subscription service. Comfortable, well made, and impossible to misread, it’s perfect for pavements, protests, pubs and anywhere the news feels a bit too American.

Wear it as a joke, a warning, or a quiet request for some peace and quiet from across the Atlantic.

• 100 % cotton twill – hard-wearing yet breathable
• Classic 5-panel shape with stitched ventilation eyelets
• Curved pre-shaped peak for instant shadow and style
• Rip-Strip™ size adjuster – one-size fit from 54–61 cm