Loafing Him Was Bread embroidered sweatshirt

Loafing him was bread (bre-e-ead, bre-e-e-ead) 🥖🍞

“Loafing him was bread” - the perfect pun to encapsulate Red Era heartbreak, sourdough obsessions, and the bittersweet taste of loving someone too much (or too wrong). This embroidered sweatshirt brings Swift’s newly minted bread puns to wearable form - ideal for Swifties who rise (see what we did there?) to poetic baking energy.

Why You’ll Crave This Sweatshirt

• Soft cotton/poly blend - cozy enough for lyric marathons, bakery dates, or pouring your heart out

• Clever embroidery - “Loafing Him Was Bread” stitched with care to endure playlists, re-listens, and bread baking

• Relaxed, unisex fit - oversized for layering or true to size for everyday wear

• Era-conscious style - nods to Taylor’s sourdough puns as she drops The Life of a Showgirl era vibes 

Care Instructions

• Wash inside out on delicate / gentle cycle

• Air dry to preserve embroidery integrity

• Lightly iron inside out on low heat if needed

Shipping & Returns

• Embroidered items may take up to 20 working days during peak demand

• UK: Royal Mail Tracked 48 (2–3 working days)

• International: ~7–10 working days (customs may add delay)

• Returns accepted within 14 days (item must be unused, in original condition)