Let's Have a Fucking Drink Mug

Some mornings call for tea and quiet dignity. Others demand this mug. Starring a cheerfully subversive 1950s cocktail queen mid-mix, all immaculate hair, arched brows and absolutely no patience for propriety, it delivers vintage charm with a very modern mouth on it. The grin says hostess-with-the-mostess; the caption says she’s already three steps ahead of the party.

Perfect for coffee, cocktails, or whatever gets you through a meeting that could have been an email, this mug brings a raised eyebrow to your kitchen cupboard and a splash of glorious bad influence to your desk. It’s retro optimism with a wicked streak, a salute to the fine art of not taking life too seriously, and a gentle reminder that sometimes the correct response to the day is to put the kettle on, or the ice in, and crack on.

Cheers to excellent taste, in drinks and mugs alike.