Lactose T-shirt

Finally, the question humanity has been too afraid to ask: What if that sleek little reptile had a calcium problem? Behold the shirt that answers it. Our iconic crocodilian friend has ditched tennis courts for dairy aisles, proudly stationed beside a bottle of milk like it’s guarding a sacred artifact.

This is not just a shirt. It’s a bold declaration: you either digest dairy gracefully, or you explode into interpretive jazz. Either way, you’ll look incredible.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester