Jimothy: The Heist T-shirt

Ballard, Seattle. July 2026.
A round raccoon became famous for his shape.

What the internet failed to notice, while it was busy counting his vertebrae, was that Jimothy was not simply standing there looking unusual. Jimothy was casing the joint.

While millions of people pointed cameras at him and said 'what am I looking at,' Jimothy was looking at the bin.

He had a plan.
The plan was: get in, get the bread, get out.
The plan worked.

Justifiably
Infamous
Master
Of
Trashcan
Heists
Yeah!

He's not round because of the spine. He's round because of what he's been doing to the bins of Ballard since January.

Hot Jimothy Summer.
The bread is gone.
He's already somewhere else.
He's already round.
He was always going to be fine.