I ❤️ Meetings Mug

A mug for the modern workplace.

Side A: I ❤️ MEETINGS.
Warm. Engaged. The face of someone who is absolutely delighted to be here, has read the agenda thoroughly, and has several constructive points to raise.
This side faces your colleagues.
This side is a lie.

Side B: EVERYONE IN THIS MEETING IS A CUNT.
Honest. Accurate. The face of someone who received a calendar invite at 4:47pm on a Friday for a 9am Monday meeting entitled 'Quick Catch Up' that is neither quick nor a catch up.
This side faces you.
This side is load-bearing.

Available in left and right handed versions.
Because the correct side must always face the correct direction.
This is not optional.
This is ergonomics.

Hold with care.
Maintain eye contact.
Nod occasionally.
The mug is doing the rest.