Hippopottymouth Mug

The only piece of drinkware that sounds like it just stubbed its toe on reality. Across its glossy surface, a very irate hippopotamus bellows a chorus of expletives so magnificently inappropriate that your tea will taste slightly more dangerous just by being near it.

This hippo isn’t here for your calm morning routine. It’s furious, flustered, and probably late for something it didn’t want to attend in the first place. Each sip feels like you’re sharing a quiet moment of mutual frustration with a large, wet mammal who has finally had enough.

Perfect for offices where the HR department has already given up, or for kitchens that crave a little chaos with their caffeine. Dishwasher safe, dignity optional, volume guaranteed.