Harry Kane: FLICK IT T-shirt

This is a tribute to Subbuteo, the table football game that taught a generation of British children patience, precision, and the specific despair of watching your best striker fly clean off the table on a windowsill.

The technique is called the flick.

You flick the base. The player moves. Harry Kane, in this instance, moves with the quiet dignity of a man who has done this ten thousand times and will do it ten thousand more.

Hence the caption.

FLICK IT.

That's what it says.

From a distance, in a certain font, at a certain angle, after a certain number of pints, it might appear to say something else entirely.

We can't control how people read things.

We can only print what's true.

FLICK IT.