Edward Elizabeth Hitler's Vodka Margarine Christmas Card

*With added hairspray

Send seasonal cheer with the only Christmas card that perfectly captures the chaotic spirit of a flat in Hammersmith: Eddie Hitler’s legendary vodka margarine. Yes, the infamous spreadable booze has finally found its rightful place on a festive greeting, smugly lounging between tinsel and poor life choices.

The card showcases that iconic tub in all its questionable glory, promising to delight fans of Bottom and mildly alarm everyone else. It’s ideal for anyone who prefers their yuletide greetings with a side of grime, giggles and just enough wrongness to make Auntie Barbara gasp.

Whether you’re posting it to a fellow devotee of Richie and Eddie’s misadventures or slipping it into a Secret Santa to confuse a colleague, this card ensures your message is infused with pure, unfiltered sitcom mayhem. After all, nothing says Christmas quite like a spread that could strip wallpaper and still be considered a culinary masterpiece.