Don't Think Tote Bag – Satirical Pill Bottle Design

🧠 Don’t Think. Just Carry.

This tote? It’s not for the faint of thought.

Say hello to the “Don’t Think” Tote Bag, Keolix’s most sarcastically sinister statement piece yet. A cartoon pill bottle commands you to Don’t Think — as if blind compliance were fashionably chic.

Which, honestly, it kind of is now.

This bag isn’t just eco-conscious. It’s conscience-poking. For the rebels, the thinkers, the ones side-eyeing societal norms while carrying oat milk and philosophy books.

🖤 What This tote Actually Features

🧃 Dystopian Design Energy:
Pill bottle. Obedient font. Obvious shade.
It’s giving: “Just take your meds and hush.”
You know... the way the world likes it.

♻️ Recycled Cotton Realness:
Made from 100% recycled cotton.
130–135 gsm of “I-question-everything” durability.
Strong enough to hold your existential dread.

📏 Perfectly Proportioned:
40 x 38 cm = books, snacks, sketchpads, stolen glances.
It fits your brain, even when society doesn’t.

💬 Wearable Irony:
Fashion that gaslights. A tote that yells louder than your anxiety.
It says, “I see the game. I’m not playing by the rules.”

😵‍💫 Emotional Use-Case

You’ll reach for this tote when:

• You’re headed to a lecture on Marxism and want to carry snacks and sarcasm.

• You're running errands in a world that feels too loud.

• You want people to stare, squint, and ask, “Wait, what?”

Use it to:

✔ Call out performative wellness
✔ Carry snacks to therapy
✔ Be the moodiest bitch at book club

🎁 Gift For…

🖤 That friend who collects banned books
🖤 The artist who's never emotionally stable
🖤 Your weird coworker with 3 philosophy degrees and a Spotify playlist titled “Apocalypse But Make It Fashion”

💣 Why It Slaps

• Recycled cotton = eco + edgy

• Small batch, slow-made Keolix energy

• Plastic-free packaging when possible

• Not your average “Live Laugh Love” tote

🛍️ Add to Cart If…

You’re tired of boring bags.
You want your fashion to think for itself.
You’re ready to wear the rebellion.

Because darling, compliance is out.

And at Keolix?
Cognitive dissonance is in.

This tote isn’t just an accessory—it’s a critique wrapped in cotton. Whether you're marching in protest, sipping coffee in a bookstore, or side-eyeing society from a café window, this bag lets the world know: you’re not here to conform. You’re here to question everything. Even this bag.

💜 About KEOLIX

KEOLIX is not for the passive, the plain, or the “meh.”
We’re the brand your neutral tote bag warned you about.

Everything here is handmade, in-house, and intentionally bold. From rude birthday cards to weirdly loveable stickers and statement prints, KEOLIX designs are built to spark joy, start drama, or add just enough chaos to your day.

Want to make your order giftable? Pair it with one of our handmade cards — we’ve got sweet, sassy, and straight-up savage.

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KEOLIX isn’t just a shop. It’s a vibe. And you’re in it now.

✨ At KEOLIX, we believe small things can spark big smiles. Every product we create is made with heart, humor, and a touch of rebellion. Whether you're collecting pins, gifting cards, or brightening your space with prints, you're supporting a brand that values creativity, quality, and meaning. Our designs are more than accessories — they're conversation starters, confidence boosters, and love notes in disguise. Thanks for shopping small and choosing bold. Want more? Browse our latest drops, join our loyalty club, or follow along on social for sneak peeks and giveaways. Stay bold, stay kind, and keep collecting what makes you feel like you.