Dolls 2026 Calendar

Here is the 2026 calendar for anyone who thinks their home décor could use a touch of “absolutely not.” We've assembled twelve deeply disagreeable little figures, each photographed in unsettling clarity, as if they insisted on approving the lighting themselves. They are here to judge, brood and silently register every foolish thing you do.

Some dolls glare with such withering contempt you’ll feel as though you’ve personally offended them simply by existing. Others wear faint, smug half-smiles that suggest they’ve been whispering among themselves and whatever they discussed was not flattering to you. A few seem caught mid-thought, as though deciding whether to remain exactly where they are or rotate a fraction of an inch when your back is turned. They won’t, yet the suspicion may burrow into your mind with commendable persistence.

Nothing in this calendar can harm you, but its sheer atmosphere will have you glancing twice at shadows. It’s the perfect wall companion for those who prefer their year served with a side of deliciously malicious ambience, minus any actual threat.

Twelve months. Twelve nasty little faces. Endless opportunities to feel deeply, theatrically unsettled.

Size: A4 (21 x 29.7 cm)