Cunty Cunts T-shirt

At last, a garment that boldly asks the question: what if Salvador Dalí designed snack logos while hungover and petty? Introducing the Cunty Cunts Tee - a blazing sunflower of irreverence, blooming straight out of the uncanny valley of consumer culture.

Printed with the loving chaos of a fever dream, this design hijacks the sweet innocence of a world-famous lollipop logo and replaces it with two words so simultaneously offensive and affectionate, they cancel each other out like quantum particles of profanity.

Slip it on, and suddenly:

Strangers will salute you in Esperanto.
Bees will hover respectfully, sensing your chaotic floral aura.
You will taste faint echoes of strawberry and existential dread.

Crafted from 100% ethically-sourced cotton (grown while being read poetry in a monotone voice), this shirt is as soft as a marshmallow melting in the glove compartment of a 1987 Toyota Corolla.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester