Choose Lard T-shirt

Ditch the diet and embrace the grease with our "Choose Lard" t-shirt - a gloriously gluttonous twist on the 80s classic. While the original preached clean living, this one champions crispy bacon, golden roast potatoes, and the undeniable magic of a proper pie crust.

Printed in bold, no-nonsense type on a comfy cotton tee, it’s perfect for foodies, rebels, and anyone who knows that lard isn’t just a cooking fat - it’s a way of life. Wear it, flaunt it, and let the world know you’re on Team Tasty.

Go on. Choose Lard. Your ancestors would be proud.