Big Bird of Doom T-shirt

Come and play - everything's not OK.

Nobody saw this coming. Least of all Big Bird. One minute he's counting to ten with Elmo. The next he's got two extra heads, wings the size of a bus, and an expression that suggests the letter of the day is F.

Three heads.
One body.
Infinite problems for whoever lives on that street now.

The heads do not agree on anything.
Head one wants to discuss the number seven.
Head two wants blood.
Head three is asleep.
Head three is always asleep.

Together they are unstoppable.
Together they are magnificent.
Together they have absolutely destroyed the neighbourhood.

Mr Snuffleupagus saw it coming.
Nobody believed him.
Nobody ever believed him.
He was right.
He was always right.

Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? You don't want to go to Sesame Street. Trust us. The birds there have too many heads and absolutely no chill.

123.
RIP.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester