Alan Partridge: Monkey Tennis T-shirt
Alan Partridge: Monkey Tennis T-shirt
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I pitched Monkey Tennis in 1995.
They laughed.
They're not laughing now. Are they? Are they laughing now? No!
Monkey Tennis is the single greatest unrealised sports format in British television history. The concept is simple. Elegant, even. You take a monkey. You give it a racket. You let it play tennis. The monkey doesn't know the rules. That's the point. That's the format. That's forty-seven minutes of unmissable primetime television and Tony Hayers said no.
Tony Hayers is no longer in television.
The monkey is still available.
This shirt is for the visionaries. The ones who saw it. The ones who have always seen it.
Monkey Tennis.
It was always going to happen.
SW19 is ready.
Product information
Product information
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.
Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.
Side-seamed for a flattering fit.
Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.
Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.
Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
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