Alan Partridge: Eat My Goal T-shirt

There are moments in football that transcend the game itself. A perfectly struck volley. A last-minute winner. The sight of a goalkeeper who has absolutely no idea what's happening.

And then there are moments that transcend transcendence.

Eat my goal.

I said it. On live radio. To the people of Norfolk and the surrounding areas. I said it with conviction, with passion, with the full force of a man who has watched a great deal of football and feels things very deeply about it.

Some people do yoga. Some people meditate. Some people go for long walks to clear their heads.

I say eat my goal.

It works.

This shirt is for the passionate ones. The ones who feel it in their chest when the ball hits the net. The ones who don't have the words.

I had the words.

Eat my goal.

Tremendous.