Your Mum Shops At Dorothy Perkins Mug

Your mum shops at Dorothy Perkins. And apparently that's all it takes to end someone's entire playground career.

A gloriously British playground insult, resurrected from an era of shell suits, clackers, Turkey Twizzlers and calling someone a speccy four-eyes. This mug celebrates the devastating art of the schoolyard put-down, when you didn't need a clever comeback, a cutting observation or even a particularly good insult. You just had to suggest someone's mum shopped at Dorothy Perkins.

Featuring beautifully understated lettering and absolutely no attempt at sophistication, it's a mug for anyone who remembers when playground banter was brutal, personal and occasionally involved your mum's choice of high-street clothing retailer.

Your mum shops at Dorothy Perkins. Yours doesn't even get that.