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Yass Queen Victoria Mug

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Queen Victoria. Engraved. Furious jawline, permanently disappointed eyes, the exact expression of a woman who has never once said "yass" in her life and never will, being dead.

Above her, undeterred by any of that:

YASS.

She didn't consent to this. She's not in a position to object.

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