Worzel Stewart Mug

A mug for anyone who looks at TV’s Worzel Gummidge and thinks, “Yes, but can he belt out Maggie May?”

Featuring the world’s most unlikely rock legend, this glorious ceramic vessel captures Worzel in full Rod Stewart mode: windswept, wide-legged and ready to strut across the nearest cabbage patch. It’s part scarecrow, part superstar, and 100% proof that absolutely nobody involved thought, “Maybe don’t.”

Pour your tea in and prepare for instant rock ’n’ roll swagger. Coffee becomes a backstage rider. Hot chocolate becomes a power ballad. Water remains water, because even Rod has limits.

A parody design. Not endorsed by Rod Stewart, Worzel Gummidge or anyone currently responsible for either of them.