We're Fucked T-shirt

It's the T-shirt that tells the truth so you don’t have to: a bold, slightly unhinged cartographic masterpiece featuring the entire planet and the immortal words “WE’RE FUCKED.” This isn’t just apparel; it’s a forecast, a confession, and a global group hug of despair. The map is lovingly printed in a way that suggests both education and resignation - like if National Geographic had a nervous breakdown.

Slip it on and instantly become the town crier of the apocalypse, the prophet of polite doom at brunch. It’s perfect for climate marches, awkward family barbecues, or simply staring into the middle distance while the news plays in the background. The cotton is soft enough to cradle your existential dread, yet durable enough to survive the collapse of polite conversation.

Whether you’re a nihilist, an optimist in recovery, or just someone who appreciates geographical gallows humour, this shirt reminds everyone that we’re all in this together, hurtling gracefully toward whatever comes next.