We're Fucked Mug

The perfect vessel for your morning coffee, late-night existential dread, or that tepid optimism you pretend is tea. Gaze upon a beautifully detailed map of our magnificent, overheating planet, tastefully emblazoned with the universal truth of our era: WE’RE FUCKED.

Watch continents drift not by tectonic grace, but by the slow boil of your beverage. Feel the comforting weight of ceramic futility in your hands as you sip and consider whether the handle is getting warmer, or if it’s just the planet. Ideal for office desks, kitchen cupboards, and post-apocalyptic campfires, this mug pairs beautifully with nervous laughter and the sound of distant sirens.

Every cuppa becomes a tiny climate summit - except this time, you’re the only delegate, and you’ve already given up. Dishwasher safe, emotionally fragile, and disturbingly relatable.