We Eat Swans T-shirt

Two royals. One dead swan. Zero apologies. This isn't subtle, and that's precisely the point.

Charles and Camilla stand over their kill like it's Tuesday, like owning every unmarked swan in Britain is just part of the job, like you're supposed to just accept that they literally get to eat whatever they want while the rest of us queue for petrol.

"We Eat Swans" is a middle finger wrapped in velvet and served with afternoon tea.

Wear it if you think the monarchy needs taking the piss out of. Wear it if you find dead swans funnier than you probably should. Wear it if you've got the guts to walk around saying royals eat swans and mean it as a compliment to their shameless audacity.