"Wash your hands you detty pig" T-shirt

Featuring the absolute menace-energy icon himself, Eric Effiong, this tee captures that very specific moment of British public health messaging colliding with unhinged school corridor behaviour.

Inspired by peak Sex Education chaos and the eternal truth that some of you are walking around like you’ve never once met a sink, this shirt is less “fashion statement” and more “final warning”.

It’s not just a shirt. It’s an intervention.

Product information

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.

Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.

Side-seamed for a flattering fit.

Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.

Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.

Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester