VAR Decision: Card Given – Funny Football Greeting Card

🟥 VAR DECISION: CARD GIVEN

No offsides here—this card is officially hilarious.

Whether your mate's just had a birthday, landed a new job, or pulled a questionable stunt at five-a-side, this “VAR Decision: Card Given” greeting card is the perfect tongue-in-cheek red flag (with love). It’s football banter at its finest, and it’s ready to send your message straight into the net.

🔥 For the Fan Who Lives for Matchday Mayhem

We all know one—someone who yells at the ref through the telly, debates VAR calls like it’s a courtroom, and secretly dreams of lifting the trophy at Sunday League. This card is for them.

Whether they’re glued to Premier League highlights or dragging you to the pub to watch “just one more match,” this design is a cheeky salute to their love of the game—and your love for them.

📦 Features That Score Every Time:

🖐️ Iconic Design:
The legendary VAR hand gesture—bold, clean, and instantly recognisable. The moment they see it, they’ll grin. And maybe flinch.

📐 Size Options for Every Play:

• A6 (4.1" x 5.8") – quick and nimble

• A5 – the classic

• A4 – bold and ready for display

📄 Premium Paper:
Smooth, thick, and made to last. Because legends don’t fade.

💌 Blank Inside:
Write your own chant, roast, or heartfelt penalty appeal. Whether it’s birthday wishes or just a bit of footie banter, you’ve got space.

✉️ Envelope Included:
One card. One envelope. One chance to blow their socks off.

🎉 Perfect For:

• Birthdays (especially if they’re on the bench about getting older)

• New jobs, congrats, or big wins (VAR confirms: they nailed it)

• Football fans, Sunday leaguers, or pub pundits

• Gag gifts for mates, dads, or that coworker who won’t shut up about fantasy football

🧠 Why They’ll Actually Keep This Card:

• ⚽ It hits the nostalgia – match day memories, chants, and rivalries

• 😄 It’s funny without trying too hard – football fans love a well-placed joke

• 🖼️ It’s display-worthy – not just a card, a conversation starter

Add it to a gift bag, slide it into a pint glass, or sneak it into their boot bag for post-match laughs.

🚚 Shipping & Returns

📦 All orders ship within 1–3 business days
🇬🇧 UK Delivery: 2–5 business days
🌍 International: 7–14 business days (customs can cause delays)

📬 Tracked Orders: Use your tracking number to check the game clock on your delivery.

❌ Mishaps?
We’ve got your back if your item arrives late, damaged, or incorrectly. Message us within 7 days of receipt with a photo—we’ll sort it faster than VAR at Anfield.

↩️ Returns accepted on non-personalised items within 14 days. Keep it clean, original packaging and all. Buyer pays return shipping unless we messed up.

💳 Refunds go back to the original payment method, no yellow cards required.

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⚠️ Order your “VAR Decision: Card Given” today and send them a card that’s full of heart, sass, and game-day glory.
Because life’s too short for boring greetings—and VAR never lies.

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