The Birth of Blobby

Behold a vision so divine, so pink, so polka-dotted that Botticelli himself would have spat out his wine in disbelief. The Birth of Blobby captures the precise moment the universe whispered: “What if Venus… but blobbier?”

Emerge, dear viewer, into a world where seashells are inexplicably buoyant, angels hover in mild confusion, and Mr Blobby radiates an aura of both unsettling chaos and transcendent beauty. Scholars still debate whether this image signals the dawn of a new aesthetic movement or the end of civilisation entirely.

Our premium matte paper is heavier-weight, white, and features a smooth, uncoated finish that feels luxuriously soft to the touch:

• Print Size: 45x30cm.
• Paper Finishing: Matte, smooth, non-reflective surface.
• Paper Weight: 200 gsm (80 lb), thickness: 0.26 mm (10.3 mils).
• Sustainable Paper: FSC-certified or equivalent paper for sustainability.