Tea Makes You Less Cunty Mug

Science can't explain it, but the kettle can.

One cup: tolerable.
Two cups: positively delightful.
Three cups: basically qualified to deal with other people's nonsense.

Featuring an impossibly cute teapot, an innocent little teacup, and a message that's brutally honest, this mug is the perfect reminder that before anyone asks you to "circle back" or "have a quick chat"... you need tea.