Tea Drives Away The Droops Mug

A genuine 1936 advertising poster, designed by Edward McKnight Kauffer, and featuring the British singer Gracie Fields, captured mid-sip and looking thoroughly restored by it.

Tea drives away the droops, says Mr T. Pott.

Mr Pott himself: a small, top-hatted teapot with the unwavering confidence of someone who has never once been asked to justify a medical claim. Whatever "the droops" were, tea fixed them. No peer review required.

Nearly ninety years old and still more convincing than most modern wellness advice.