Steptoe and Son: You Dirty Old Man! Mug

Few insults in British comedy have been delivered with quite as much venom... or quite so often.

Albert and Harold Steptoe spent years arguing, scheming, bickering and driving each other round the bend, proving that nothing says "father and son" quite like trading insults over a cart full of junk.

This mug celebrates one of the greatest put-downs ever to grace a British sitcom. Whether you're calling out your grubby mate, winding up your dad, or simply acknowledging the state of your own search history, it's a phrase that never gets old.

Stick the kettle on, take one look at the mug, and prepare to hear that unmistakable voice in your head.

A proper bit of old tat... just like the bloke drinking from it.