Spider-Pig Mug

Spider-Pig.

The pig Homer Simpson found, took home and then immediately started walking across the ceiling because apparently that's what you do when you get a new pet.

And now he's on a mug.

Which means you can enjoy a nice cup of tea while quietly singing Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig... to yourself like the massive child you are.

Of course, you could drink your tea from a plain mug.

But then you'd just be some boring bastard drinking tea.