Singonyms: Stop! Hammer Time T-shirt

Introducing the “Singonyms: Stop! Hammer Time” T-shirt, a garment for those who demand precision in both fashion and linguistics. Behold MC Hammer frozen mid-shuffle, not merely commanding a cease to all mortal endeavours, but articulating it with the refined elegance of an Oxford dictionary. On this shirt, the classic “U Can’t Touch This” moment is reborn as an urgent decree: "HALT YOUR ACTIONS! My timepiece indicates a necessity for a hand tool consisting of a weighted head fixed to a long handle that is swung to deliver an impact to a small area of an object".

Now your wardrobe not only stops time - it educates hammers and humans alike. Perfect for anyone who enjoys dancing, lexicon gymnastics, or contemplating the mechanical utility of tools while embracing the unstoppable force of 90s hip-hop flair. Wear it, and let the world know: you are both stylish and semantically sophisticated, and nothing - not even gravity - can touch this.