Single T-shirt
Single T-shirt
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At last, a garment that captures the quiet poetry of snack-based existentialism. Behold: a moustachioed gentleman, usually a symbol of jubilation and salty abundance, now brought low. His glossy eye wells with a single tear, his stiff upper lip quivers, and beneath him glows one word in bold: Single.
This is not just a t-shirt. This is a wearable haiku of loneliness, a cotton sonnet to solitude, a screen-printed confession whispered across your torso. Wear it to first dates that are destined to fail, or simply to the supermarket snack aisle, where strangers will lock eyes with you and mutter “same.”
100% cotton. 200% emotional damage. Machine washable, but the irony is permanent.
Product information
Product information
Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex t-shirt.
Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with fewer impurities than other cottons.
Side-seamed for a flattering fit.
Made under ethical working conditions in facilities certified by W.R.A.P.
Dyed primarily with bluesign® approved dyes, signifying our commitment to minimise the use of hazardous chemicals and environmentally harmful substances in our fabrics.
Solid Colours: 100% cotton
Heather Colours: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
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