"Please Hesitate To Contact Me" Mug

The “Please Hesitate to Contact Me” mug sits quietly on your desk, radiating the kind of professional energy that says, “I’m technically available, but let’s both think hard about that first.” It’s the perfect companion for those endless meetings that could have been an email, and for emails that absolutely could have been nothing at all.

Crafted from durable ceramic and deep emotional exhaustion, it holds just enough caffeine to get you through another politely phrased crisis. The message is printed clearly, so there’s no confusion - your co-workers can read it from across the break room and immediately decide not to ask you about that spreadsheet.

It’s functional, understated, and slightly passive-aggressive in all the right ways. Ideal for anyone who values boundaries, beverages, and the subtle art of professional hesitation.