Oinque T-shirt

On the front, in glorious teal cotton, a pig sits beneath the Eiffel Tower - but not just any pig. This is Monsieur Oinque: a beret tilted at an angle that says “existential crisis, but make it fashion,” a cigarette dangling elegantly as if he were auditioning for a 1960s New Wave film, and a half-empty bottle of wine in front of him (half-empty because pigs, like us, must sometimes wrestle with optimism).

The caption below? A simple, devastatingly chic “oinque.” Not “oink.” Not “bonjour.” Just… oinque. The sound of a soul squealing into the void of modernity.

Crafted in a fabric so soft it whispers “je ne sais quoi” every time it touches your skin, this shirt is perfect for:

• Ordering coffee you don’t really want but need for the aesthetic
• Walking slowly in the rain while narrating your own thoughts in black-and-white
• Staring into the middle distance and muttering “capitalisme...”

In short: it’s not just a t-shirt. It’s a manifesto, a lifestyle, a wearable sigh.