Not Suitable For Children Mug

Children are wonderful.

Genuinely.

This mug is not for them.

This mug is for the person who has had approximately enough. Who woke up at 6am not because they wanted to but because their body has forgotten what sleep feels like. Who has sat in a meeting today where a grown adult said the phrase 'let's take this offline' with complete sincerity. Who has answered an email that did not deserve an answer. Who has smiled at something that did not deserve a smile.

This mug contains whatever gets you through.

It does not contain patience.

It does not contain optimism.

It contains the quiet, load-bearing fury of someone who is completely fine and has never been more fine and is absolutely not about to say what they're actually thinking.

NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

They're not ready.

Frankly, neither are you.

Drink it anyway.