Nice Cox Mug

It's an apple. A Cox's apple, to be specific. And yes, someone absolutely made a mug that just says "NICE COX" on it. If you're the sort of person who can't walk past this without grinning like a twelve-year-old, congratulations, this mug was made for you. It's crude, it's stupid, and it somehow still manages to be technically about fruit. Perfect for your kitchen, your desk at work, or anywhere you want to casually remind people that you find the word "cox" hilarious. The kind of thing that makes your mum ask "what's funny?" and you have to pretend you don't know. Drink your morning coffee knowing you're doing it from a mug that's one part agricultural, one part absolutely childish.